Political Bloviation

I’ve avoided commenting about America’s favorite Stupid Spoiled Whore®. celebutante. Here’s the hardest thing to believe about the whole Paris Hilton goes to jail (again) story:

Sheriff: Paris Hilton Was ‘Deteriorating’ in Jail - Paris Hilton : People.com
Hilton was seen being handcuffed before getting into a police cruiser and was photographed crying in the backseat.

As the gates of the driveway opened, the scene was pandemonium, with the officers on their bullhorns and Hilton’s fans screaming.

She has fans? Why? Fans of what, drunken idiocy or shallow insipid stupidity? Maybe it was the lack of undergarments or the poor quality sex video, which would lead me to believe that her fan base would be teenage boys and lonely middle aged divorced men. The sad part is that there’s a lot of girls are fans of that pathetic spolied bitch.

Sully praises Paris’ ability to unite us in contempt

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