The title might be an oxymoron. My wife loves to sing and loves her some American Idol. Therefore I watch American Idol and make fun of it. I think the show is moribund and should die a gruesome death. I hear Simon is leaving. A snarkless Idol just isn’t worth watching. So here’s my suggestion.
Next year, when they’re doing eliminations and are down to the last two, rather than doing the retarded over-played faux suspense each week, I think with the least votes should fight for the right to continue. UFC and MMA is growing American Idol is not, so why not bring some blood and carnage to pump up the ratings? I can remember more than a few contestants I’d love to see getting some ground and pound, then choked out (Sanjaya anyone?). Yup I’d pay to see that.
