After watching the intro to last night’s show, I have concluded there are two prerequisites for me to enjoy American Idol:
- You have to be at least as high as Paula Abdul.
- It must be recorded to allow fast forwarding through they inane chatter, “touching” personal stories and out right bad singing, or about 90% of the show content.
If done right you can rip through a 2 hour episode in 15-20 minutes! Many contestants sound better muted anyway. 
